I Have Arrived

To my wonderful Readers,

I sincerly appologise for not updating sooner, but I was having major computer troubles. However, that is not relevant, as I am updating right now. I have finally made it into france, Although my journey was slow, (as i was disguised as a snail, i felt i should act like one)I did get here, contrary to popular belief. I have been reading paula's blog, and found it surprising that she didn't know about the tracking thingie earlier. I found out about this straight away, and to get back at Charlie, I tattooed pictures of eyes onto her eyelids, so that when she closes her eyes, it looks like they are still open. However, I am getting Distracted again. My stay in france has been lovely, and christmas here was great. I spent christmas day with my french relatives, which was quite amusing. My birthday was also pretty good, as i Got an Ipod Nano sent to me from my cousins in Africa. However, I think I will have to Leave France soon, to rescue my friends.......... Although, I'm sure they can hang on another week......Oh, Speaking of friends, Sanches has turned up! He says he was ambushed by a Mexican restraunt owner, and forced to stand outside the restraunt holding a menu for three months. I was very pleased to see him. Now I shall have some company when I go looking for Paula, Charlie and Garhuckle.

Yours, Very relaxed,
Alyss and Sanches

Grrrrrrrrrrr!

Dearest readers,

I am currently in a very foul mood, as our boat has sunk. Garhuckle dismantled the outrigger, trying to find something to hit Ouga with, All because it turned out that Ouga was a spy for the GIA (Greek Intelligence Agency). It all seems rather petty, as being an intelligence agent is no reason for someone to wreck a perfectly innocent boat. However, these things happen. I am now back in Greece, hiding under my lampshade, pretending to be an overly large snail, in the hopes that I will not be recognised, and put in jail for being an aqquaintance of Garhuckle.

I am gradually making my way towards Italy, Being the closest country to Greece in which I am not known. Or perhaps I will go to France. Either way, if any of my companions,(i.e Paula, Charlie, Garhuckle) are reading this, I will be there. Unless I come and rescue you, in which case I will be where you are. I have also sent out a distress signal to Sanchez, in the hopes that I will be able to meet up with him again.

Yours, Snail-like
Alyss