Hello

Hello my dear friends (and/or enemies)


My name (in case you havn't guessed) is Alyss Flite. I am currently living in a zoo in California
This is because they think I am a freak. I guess they have a point, because to them a human/bird hybrid would seem pretty strange. However, they are pretty funny-lookin' too.
still, regardless of how strange I am, they could at least make my cage a bit more comfy. I mean, the only reason they let me get this Lap top is because i threatened to kill myself. they wouldn't care about me except that I bring so many people who hve tons of money, to the zoo.

Hmph
Yours Grumpily
Alyss

Note to self: remember to talk to that shifty-looking lion about escape.