Okaaaaaaaaay!?!?!?!?!?

readers,
I am typing this in haste, as I have recently discovered many secrets which probably should have been revealed to me in a less abrupt manner, as I am still in shock. Charlie and I have talked about the many paulas, and have come to the conclusion that we are not to trust any of them, at least until we work out which is which. also, we have decided to try to rescue Garhuckle from Paula/palula number1/2/3 as he is most likely in grave danger. Before we do that,though, we must round up the remaining paulas and put them in some sort of large cage to make sure the cannot wreak any mor havoc on the world.

my to do list:

• round up the paulas
• lock them somewhere
• find Garhuckle
• rescue him
• capture the other paula/palula
• decide which is which
• ask Sanchez if he knew about the Paula problem
• feed my new pet the venus fly catcher

yours, even-more-confused-than-before,

Alyss and Sanchez

Has Paula gone mad?

Dearest, dearest, dearest readers.

I quite apologise for the lack of posting once again, as things have been rather hectic around here lately. I have been reading the blog of Garhuckle, and was most surprised by the amount of middle names he has. however, I was not deterred, and Sanchez and I set out for paula's Island. It was a little disconcerting to see Paula brandishing a bread knife and threatening Garhuckle with it. What was even odder, was Sanchez's behaviour. He seemed to know Paula, and she seemed to know him, and (luckily) this distracted Paula, so Garhuckle could escape. Later, When I questioned Sanchez, he claimed that they had been to primary scool together, and were neigbours for quite some time. I felt a bit dubious about this, so I flew off to have some quiet time on my own, However, I didn't get much, as I bumped into Charlie.I didn't mind all that much, though, as we had a good catch up.

yours, still-a-bit-confused,
Alyss and Sanchez

P.s I think Paula is purposly trying to sramble our brains by typing in pig-latin, and making us decipher.