To The Rescue!

My dear and (hopefully) loyal followers,

As you would know,(if you have been following my blog) that the odd ones in the boat are in a spot of bother. They could not see the coming dangers, so I decided that I would rescue them from the boat. To do this, I would have to some how pick up them all at once,(don't ask me how, I hadn't thought of that..I suppose I could use the lampshade...) and carry them to the nearest landmass. This plan could have worked, except that I was hit on the head with a guava(????) presumably the little man called Ouga had hit me with it, and was fored to make a crash landing.

Unfortunatly, I happen to be allergic to guavas, thrown or otherwise, and this allergic reaction makes me think only of pancakes, whilst slipping in and out of a coma. However, there is a good bit to my condition. It makes my wings become waterproof, and I become very, very light, which would be handy if anyone was drowning. I also gain the ability to be able to stay under water for long periods at a time. this is possibly a condition that i inherited from my water-bird ancestors.

yours, sleepily(and strangly, wet.)
Alyss

(lucky my bag is water-proof, heat-proof and dirt-proof, or my lap-top may not have survived this strangly wet and pancake-filled journey)